phllotes:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

just-shower-thoughts:

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity.

esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

turbo-gay:

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

flacarica:

visualdelinquent:

Me: Nature is beautiful.

Insects: thank y- 

Me: 

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